Friday, September 17, 2010

Friday Fun - Observations on Growing Older

Observations on Growing Older

Going out is good. Coming home is better!

When people say you look "Great".... they add " for your age!"

When you needed the discount you paid full price. Now you get discounts on everything ... Movies, hotels, flights, but you're too tired to use them.

You forget names ... But it's OK because other people forgot they even knew you!!!

The 5 pounds you wanted to lose is now 15 and you have a better chance of losing your keys than the 15 pounds.

Your spouse sleeps better on a lounge chair with the TV blaring than he does in bed. It's called his " pre-sleep".

Remember when your mother said "wear clean underwear in case you GET in an accident"? Now you bring clean underwear in case you HAVE an accident!

You miss the days when everything worked with just an "ON" and "OFF" switch.

When GOOGLE, ipod, email, modem were unheard of, and a mouse was something that made you climb on a table.

Now that you can afford expensive jewelry, it's not safe to wear it anywhere.

You read 100 pages into a book before you realize you've read it.

Notice everything they sell in stores is "sleeveless"?!!!

Everybody whispers.

You have 3 sizes of clothes in your closet .... 2 of which you will never wear.

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